1 00:00:02,627 --> 00:00:07,792 There should be an award for a flawless shopping mission. 2 00:00:07,793 --> 00:00:10,689 I think the closest thing is the CFDA Stylist Award. 3 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,481 Well, we should come up with our own award 4 00:00:12,482 --> 00:00:14,275 for how we cleaned up. 5 00:00:14,379 --> 00:00:17,068 -Did Mom text back yet? -Mm-mm. 6 00:00:17,069 --> 00:00:19,930 She's usually more responsive when shoes are involved. 7 00:00:19,931 --> 00:00:22,586 I put ten toes down on her being busy with Andre. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,344 Or ten toes up. 9 00:00:25,586 --> 00:00:27,137 Ew. 10 00:00:27,241 --> 00:00:30,000 You know, I went over there the other day, and 11 00:00:30,103 --> 00:00:32,034 Mom is still smitten. 12 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:34,241 She and Andre are really good. 13 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:37,103 You know, having the sickness and health part 14 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:40,275 of their vows down before he and Mom were barely over 15 00:00:40,379 --> 00:00:43,793 their Vegas wedding hangover and standing up like he has, 16 00:00:43,896 --> 00:00:45,965 Andre should be getting a hubby reward. 17 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:48,172 And, maybe, right now. 18 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:50,103 Okay, enough. 19 00:00:51,896 --> 00:00:53,827 None of us were prepared to watch Gran 20 00:00:53,931 --> 00:00:55,379 go through the wringer. 21 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,654 Mom has it double because she might be facing 22 00:00:57,655 --> 00:00:59,705 the same fate with the BRCA gene looming. 23 00:01:00,724 --> 00:01:02,310 It has to be haunting her, 24 00:01:02,413 --> 00:01:04,482 no matter how bright she shines for us. 25 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:06,895 Hell, I think the only thing that's saving her 26 00:01:06,896 --> 00:01:09,366 is knowing that her daughters don't have it, too. 27 00:01:09,862 --> 00:01:11,344 You know what's saving her? 28 00:01:11,448 --> 00:01:13,379 Is seeing us all pull together 29 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:15,931 like the Dupree boss family that we are. 30 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,793 Like Gran says, we love each other through it. 31 00:01:22,275 --> 00:01:24,551 All right, how's that? 32 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:26,689 Don't come at me again. 33 00:01:26,793 --> 00:01:28,724 Courtesy of Rowena. 34 00:01:28,725 --> 00:01:30,688 I was thinking, between my mocktails 35 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:33,033 and your juices, we could start our own mocktail line. 36 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,206 Imagine that. 37 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:37,068 Let me guess, there'll be Dani-tinis. 38 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:41,000 -And Anita-garitas. -And Dr. Hot-To-Trottys. 39 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,620 Look who I found. 40 00:01:44,724 --> 00:01:47,310 I know we're supposed to stagger our visits, but... 41 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:49,283 You couldn't have had better timing. 42 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:53,827 -Does that mean...? -We have some news. 43 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:56,896 -Good news? -Good news and some bad news. 44 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,310 Which do you want first? 45 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:01,275 The worst first. 46 00:02:01,965 --> 00:02:05,551 Well, I'm more of a dessert first kind of girl, but... 47 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,034 Have it your way. 48 00:02:09,931 --> 00:02:12,896 I have to have a couple of more rounds with the Red Devil. 49 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,517 Oh, Gran. 50 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:16,931 And I am continuing this... 51 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:20,344 wretched courtship because 52 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,931 that Red Devil juice is working. 53 00:02:23,034 --> 00:02:26,827 The tumor has shrunk far more than I dared hope. 54 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:28,827 Fantastic news. 55 00:02:31,655 --> 00:02:34,275 ? ? 56 00:02:54,379 --> 00:02:56,413 ? ? 57 00:03:01,793 --> 00:03:03,827 ? ? 58 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,620 [footsteps approach] 59 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:08,862 -Hey. -Hey. 60 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:10,655 We could've carpooled. 61 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,965 Would I be crowding to ask you and Izaiah to join me? 62 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:16,758 I think I would be the one crowding. No Izaiah today. 63 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:18,275 I'm expecting Mama. 64 00:03:18,379 --> 00:03:21,034 -You're welcome to... -Ah. 65 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:23,482 It's okay. I get it. No need to make an excuse. 66 00:03:24,689 --> 00:03:27,241 Do you feel completely restored 67 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:29,241 after what we just did back there? 68 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:32,172 Yes. Was it good for you? 69 00:03:33,896 --> 00:03:36,724 Beating another couple at tennis is so hot. 70 00:03:36,725 --> 00:03:41,447 Does you being available for lunch mean you finished 71 00:03:41,448 --> 00:03:44,171 your latest assignment and are free for the rest of the day? 72 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:46,448 It means I hit a brick wall 73 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:48,586 and need to recalibrate. 74 00:03:48,965 --> 00:03:51,551 And privilege blocks you from sharing details? 75 00:03:51,655 --> 00:03:54,241 Doesn't block you from guessing. 76 00:03:55,275 --> 00:03:56,758 Not Lynette. 77 00:03:58,310 --> 00:04:00,551 Okay, this is kind of fun. 78 00:04:00,552 --> 00:04:02,033 I get to piece together what I know. 79 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:06,551 So, you told me Bill was acting suspicious, 80 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,724 but he's siccing you on her now? 81 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:12,241 Okay. Close, but not quite. 82 00:04:12,344 --> 00:04:14,448 Not siccing you, exactly. 83 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:15,655 Private eye? 84 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,344 But you're supervising? 85 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,895 Assuming I'm right- you can answer this 86 00:04:20,896 --> 00:04:22,724 'cause it's not about your client. 87 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:23,965 What's that? 88 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,172 Do you think Hayley's in the loop 89 00:04:26,275 --> 00:04:28,000 or did Bill go rogue? 90 00:04:34,517 --> 00:04:36,206 [scoffs] 91 00:04:38,448 --> 00:04:42,137 -How was discovery? -Granted. 92 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:44,723 Got permission from the court to dig like you know I know how. 93 00:04:44,724 --> 00:04:48,172 -Ooh, and to the victor goes the spoils. -Mm-hmm. 94 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:50,862 -Lunch? -Rain check? 95 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:53,102 Naomi booked me to talk about Madison's case, 96 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:55,586 and I got the impression she wanted me to herself. 97 00:04:55,689 --> 00:04:57,275 You know, for reasons. 98 00:04:58,413 --> 00:05:01,517 Do you remember how you lied to my dad about that sonogram? 99 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,413 Okay, I wouldn't exactly phrase it like that. 100 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:07,172 You claimed you went and got checked out, 101 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:09,137 but we both know that didn't happen. 102 00:05:09,965 --> 00:05:13,000 I could've blown your whole cover, but I didn't say a word. 103 00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:17,517 You think she's ready to talk about her missing hubby? 104 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:20,000 Uh, yeah. I mean, what else could it be? 105 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:25,275 Yeah. It's great that she's finally sharing. 106 00:05:25,276 --> 00:05:27,757 Okay, well, I can go grab something with Caroline. 107 00:05:27,758 --> 00:05:29,448 Okay, great. Thanks. 108 00:05:29,551 --> 00:05:31,413 Well... I should head out. 109 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:34,517 Wait. 110 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,068 There's something else. 111 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:41,000 I need to make a confession. 112 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:46,930 Oh, shoot, it's almost dead. 113 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,161 Since when does my sister not keep it at 100? 114 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,931 Oh, my gosh, no charger. 115 00:05:51,932 --> 00:05:54,343 What kind of self-respecting influencer am I? 116 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:57,620 One too busy running an empire to be posting every minute. 117 00:05:57,621 --> 00:06:00,240 Sure you don't want to come with? 118 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:01,964 You know I'm hella grateful for you and Dad 119 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:04,240 crushing Madison's malpractice nonsense, 120 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:07,448 but I'd just be extra with all my questions. 121 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:10,379 What? You ask great questions, 122 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:12,516 but you have ChelseaKat business calling. 123 00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:15,379 Which I'll be tending to solo while Kat hangs with Tomas. 124 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:18,448 [phone chimes] 125 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:20,896 Oh, Mom texted. I should get back to her. 126 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,172 Go, say hi to Dad. 127 00:06:22,275 --> 00:06:25,448 Okay. Well, I will see you later, but we should 128 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,811 start more days like this. 129 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,620 Yes, we should. 130 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:30,931 -Bye. -Bye. 131 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:38,000 Can we trade the club's burger for the atrium's wings? 132 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:40,724 Okay, all right. See you. 133 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:46,275 Look, I will always tolerate Dana for your sake, 134 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:50,137 but today is just not the day. 135 00:06:50,138 --> 00:06:52,378 But having your parents tolerate one another 136 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,000 is every kid's dream. 137 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,862 -Eva... -Grown woman here. 138 00:06:56,965 --> 00:06:58,525 Okay? Besides, Mama's glaring 139 00:06:58,526 --> 00:07:00,447 would've killed the vibe for you and Shanice. 140 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:02,344 Shanice is not my lunch date. Andre is. 141 00:07:02,827 --> 00:07:05,275 Oh. Well, tell my cousin we're overdue. 142 00:07:05,379 --> 00:07:06,758 Hmm. 143 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:09,212 You and Shanice still dealing with friction? 144 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:11,344 We had a talk, 145 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:14,482 thanks to my insightful daughter's advice, and, uh... 146 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:18,344 ...I told her I needed to slow things down. 147 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:22,517 That's not exactly my advice, but if it worked, then great. 148 00:07:22,518 --> 00:07:24,826 You know, I'm learning that being 149 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:26,937 on the same page makes everything better. 150 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:30,450 -I wouldn't say all that. -Well, then what would you say? 151 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:33,655 Uh, whatever it takes, we'll talk it out 152 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:36,586 instead of going to the break-up place. 153 00:07:37,482 --> 00:07:39,931 Sounds like she's making all the right noises. 154 00:07:39,932 --> 00:07:41,067 Mm. 155 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:43,517 But Nicole casts a pretty perfect shadow. 156 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,896 -What does Nicole have to... -Nicole is in her face 157 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,931 at work every single day, being all the things. 158 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:55,275 A Dupree, a famous psychiatrist, a veritable goddess. 159 00:07:55,931 --> 00:07:57,741 Shanice might not want to compare, 160 00:07:57,793 --> 00:07:59,793 but I don't know if she can help it, 161 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,103 any more than she can wonder if you are comparing, too. 162 00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:04,620 But I would never. 163 00:08:04,621 --> 00:08:08,826 -I got to go. Yeah. All right. -Mm, yeah, yeah, okay. 164 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,723 -All right, all right. Good talk. -Good talk, good talk. 165 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,275 -Love you. -Love you. 166 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:16,793 Bill thinks Lynette orchestrated Hayley's attack? 167 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,344 -I didn't say that. -You didn't have to. 168 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:20,498 It's logical. 169 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:21,897 But would that mean Lynette 170 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:24,103 was working with Sledgehammer? 171 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:27,655 Facts already in evidence since he was the accused mugger, 172 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,172 but from what I hear, 173 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,689 his name is the most violent thing about him. 174 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:35,448 Tracking him down will hopefully get us some answers. 175 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:37,758 -Us? -You and Bill's PI, 176 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,732 which I'm betting he can find anyone. 177 00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,206 Mm-hmm. 178 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:43,344 Just don't start investigating. 179 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:45,689 I'm merely a concerned citizen. 180 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:49,172 I mean it, Kat. This cannot get back to Hayley. 181 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:50,827 No tipping from me. 182 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,206 But you need to be careful. You just got your job back. 183 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:56,900 Sniffing around the woman who almost got you fired 184 00:08:56,901 --> 00:08:58,757 could put you back in a tricky situation. 185 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:01,586 Don't worry. I'm no longer in the line of fire. 186 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,172 The tide's turned. 187 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:07,068 All morning, I've been revisiting 188 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,379 every interaction I've had with Lynette, 189 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:13,310 and if maybe she was playing me after all. 190 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:15,931 Hmm. What brought you to that conclusion? 191 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:17,827 I don't know. She was just so good 192 00:09:17,931 --> 00:09:20,275 at making herself poor Lynette. 193 00:09:20,379 --> 00:09:22,310 The bank was persecuting her. 194 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,619 She was shook from the mugging, and you know, 195 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,793 I almost forgot I was on the receiving end 196 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:29,655 of that punch, and she was just a bystander. 197 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:32,048 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've been trying to tell you. 198 00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:36,241 Instead of knowing what I was doing was its own reward, 199 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,550 Lynette kept putting her hand out for more, 200 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:41,517 like, we made her case pro bono. 201 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,482 We paid for a hotel, 202 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:46,793 and when she hinted hard for that apartment... 203 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:51,551 I should've known something was off. 204 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:56,310 But instead, I-I volunteered. 205 00:09:56,413 --> 00:10:00,137 Because if Lynette wasn't a good person, then I was a damn fool. 206 00:10:00,138 --> 00:10:01,723 And you know how embarrassing that was? 207 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,241 Oh, hey, hey. 208 00:10:03,344 --> 00:10:05,827 Anybody can get played, right? 209 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:09,379 But I'm glad you have a big heart. 210 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,655 I should've listened to you from the beginning. 211 00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:16,034 Honey, listen, nothing and no one 212 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:18,689 is gonna change how I think about you, okay? 213 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,034 You're my wife. 214 00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:32,240 So, Dr. Bauer says, after the final chemo treatments, 215 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:35,586 they will repeat breast imaging to confirm the tumor's size 216 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,344 and move on, 217 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,586 probably to lumpectomy. 218 00:10:39,587 --> 00:10:43,102 I am not eager to go under the knife, 219 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:47,275 but if it will excise this cancer once and for all... 220 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:51,103 After the surgery, what's the recovery like? 221 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:53,620 Will it be radiation or reconstruction? 222 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:56,068 We're managing this one step at a time. 223 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:58,758 The doctor's been clear that Mom's relationship 224 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,861 with cancer doesn't end with treatment. 225 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:03,344 No, I have to remain vigilant. 226 00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:07,275 But you are winning, and cancer is losing. 227 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:11,310 And is it okay for me to just say how in awe I am of you? 228 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,827 Your whole life has been a study in courage. 229 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:16,724 But this? 230 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:19,827 Why? Because you've never seen me so scared? 231 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,068 Because I've never seen you so human. 232 00:11:23,172 --> 00:11:26,413 Maybe that's a mistake we Duprees have made, 233 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,862 not showing how fallible we are. 234 00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,310 My courage wasn't always accessible. 235 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:36,344 There were many times 236 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:39,172 I reached out and it wasn't there, 237 00:11:39,275 --> 00:11:41,655 but your granddad 238 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,827 was just a touch away. 239 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,724 His courage never wavered. 240 00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:48,964 Thank you for taking such good care of Mother. 241 00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,241 Yes. Thank you. 242 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:55,586 You don't thank a man for fulfilling his purpose in life. 243 00:11:55,689 --> 00:11:59,655 Oh, stop. You are the reason waterproof mascara was invented. 244 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:01,896 She is right. 245 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,137 But these tears are different, right? Happy tears. 246 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,344 They don't sting. 247 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:09,655 And I know Kat shed a few when you told her. 248 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,633 Well, since you're planning on seeing her later, 249 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:15,005 I thought that you could tell her the good news. 250 00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:16,724 She will be thrilled. 251 00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,827 Oh, and Smitty and the kids 252 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:21,068 might like to hear this directly from you. 253 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,000 I would love that. 254 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,413 I can surprise them 255 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:28,068 on our debutante strategizing call later. 256 00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:30,619 And I am going to call Andre. Where did I put my phone? 257 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,670 Excuse me. 258 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,378 You should get in touch with Tracy. 259 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,482 She must be worried after your earlier conversation. 260 00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,551 That was Sharon I spoke to then. 261 00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:41,068 Tracy was having some kind of wardrobe issue. 262 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:43,137 Oh, right, right. 263 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,758 Well, I think you should call them both. 264 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:49,206 [phone buzzing] 265 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:53,981 What's the word? 266 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,724 Mom is beating cancer's butt. 267 00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:01,068 She still has a few sessions of chemo and surgery, 268 00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:03,655 but she is headed toward remission. 269 00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,586 That is the best thing I've heard. 270 00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:08,275 -Give her a kiss for me. -I will. 271 00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:12,861 Promising news from the Anita scans. 272 00:13:12,862 --> 00:13:14,206 Oh, man. 273 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,172 Thank goodness. 274 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:19,413 There's no one tougher than Anita Dupree. 275 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,487 Even so, she was struggling when I saw her last. 276 00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,931 Nicole must be dancing right now. 277 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:31,274 Well, what happened in court today 278 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,103 is not a license to repeat offend. 279 00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:35,879 Yeah, well, see that you don't. 280 00:13:38,241 --> 00:13:39,689 I'm sorry. Where were we? 281 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,793 You were refraining from "I told you so." 282 00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:46,965 And I was thinking of ways to make it up to you. 283 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:49,448 -Oh, yeah? -[knock on door] -HAYLEY: Mm-hmm. 284 00:13:49,449 --> 00:13:51,723 Oh, hey, sweetheart. Uh, Hayley and I just need 285 00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,482 -a couple more minutes. -Okay. I can... 286 00:13:53,586 --> 00:13:55,206 Uh, no. Stay, Naomi. 287 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,103 I need you to hear this, too. 288 00:13:58,172 --> 00:14:00,310 Ooh. What's the big drama? 289 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,482 Kat told you about the red flag I raised 290 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,206 about Tomas and our client Lynette, 291 00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,275 but it seems she has some red flags of her own. 292 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:16,310 Yeah, and you know, I should be saying this to Tomas. 293 00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:19,206 Hey, no. He just wants to keep rolling. 294 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,931 Thanks for not throwing it back in my face. 295 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,129 Hey, you want to join us for lunch? 296 00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:27,517 No, I don't want to intrude. 297 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,490 Oh, no. Naomi, you don't mind, do you? 298 00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:31,724 Of course not. 299 00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:38,103 What you said before reminds me: we need to celebrate. 300 00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:40,517 Oh? What are we celebrating? 301 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,689 Did you seriously think I'd forgotten? 302 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,655 Okay, you had me going. 303 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,482 How could we not toast 304 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:51,517 to you getting ChelseaKat into Fenmore's? 305 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,241 [Kat groans] 306 00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:58,896 Not today with these two. 307 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,172 Can we relocate? 308 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,689 -Uptown? -Anywhere but here. 309 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,551 -Ladies. -Pep� Le Pew. 310 00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,724 Mama, don't. 311 00:15:13,827 --> 00:15:16,103 Consider it a birthday present to Kat. 312 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,275 Oh, that's right, you and Kitkat are mere weeks apart. 313 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,103 Where's her tiara? 314 00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:23,413 -I'm sure that'll happen at some point. -Mm. 315 00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:25,103 Oh. 316 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:32,412 EVA: Izaiah wanted to surprise me, so he gave it to me early. 317 00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,551 Class act, pre-gift. 318 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:37,586 Amuse-bouche. Movie trailer. 319 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,068 Reminds me of that cake I gave you last year 320 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:43,000 on, uh, Kitkat's birthday. 321 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,896 Great minds, baby. Great minds. 322 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,275 Uh, it's not a pre-gift. It's an actual gift, Mama. 323 00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:51,379 Yeah, well, if he wants to stick, 324 00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:53,827 he better give you a present on your day. 325 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,413 He had it made for me, for us. 326 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,654 Like, these strands, they're braided together. 327 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,758 They symbolize me and Izaiah, 328 00:16:01,862 --> 00:16:04,103 how we're better together than we are apart. 329 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,034 Baby, did he steal that from the, uh, Articulettes? 330 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:10,240 I mean, it's really sweet and everything, but, you know, 331 00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:14,241 I've been doing your box braids since you were just a baby. 332 00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,724 All right? So... 333 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:18,586 um, braids don't have magic in it. 334 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:20,448 Now, maybe a diamond does. 335 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:23,551 That might, but on a Banneker salary... 336 00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:26,793 Okay, so how did Izaiah go from marriage material 337 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,379 last week to you dragging? 338 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,689 Well, I had to make a course correction 339 00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:35,551 after meeting his judgy, 911-dispatching mama. 340 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,724 Okay, so you're rejecting Izaiah 341 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,827 on the basis of his meddling mama? 342 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:42,281 You have to know how hypocritical that sounds 343 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,758 when looking at her is like you staring in the mirror. 344 00:16:45,862 --> 00:16:47,172 Lookie there. 345 00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:49,517 Naomi Hawthorne slumming it. 346 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,137 Huh? 347 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,689 Yeah. 348 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:55,481 She'd sooner dangle that little tiny dancer from her ankle 349 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,344 than sit down and break bread. 350 00:16:58,345 --> 00:17:02,171 Have you figured out which stamp you're gonna put 351 00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:03,552 on Shanice's passport yet? 352 00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,275 Well, I can hook you up anywhere. 353 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,000 I do know of some Vegas spots, but... 354 00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,826 You best be careful or you'll end up 355 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:14,792 rolling up to that chapel like Dani and me. 356 00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:17,655 Ah. Shanice and I had to have a little talk 357 00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:20,206 about where we are and aren't. 358 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,827 Hmm. And what brought that on? 359 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,724 Some unfortunate miscommunication. 360 00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:30,103 I told her how much I loved how her mind works. 361 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:34,103 She heard I loved her. 362 00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:35,758 It was hella awkward. 363 00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:37,862 Because it's not true 364 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,525 or because it's too soon to say? 365 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,931 We're still new. 366 00:17:40,932 --> 00:17:43,378 I mean, I told her, as much as I enjoy and respect her, 367 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,862 I'm not there. 368 00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:48,517 And she was mortified, and I felt like an absolute ass. 369 00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,931 Damn. 370 00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:52,931 But-but, you know, the road to love 371 00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,724 is paved with cringe and honesty. 372 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:55,877 Hmm. 373 00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:57,862 Yeah, I may have told her the truth, 374 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,517 but am I giving her false expectations? 375 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:04,517 I mean, if I'm not ready and Shanice is, 376 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,068 am I wasting her time? 377 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:09,012 Well, that depends on if you think you ever will be. 378 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,896 Uncle Ted, what... 379 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,655 or who... is holding you up? 380 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,931 And I think we both know the answer to that. 381 00:18:15,932 --> 00:18:19,723 And remember to exit through the kitchen. 382 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,586 Oh, I haven't forgotten my mission. 383 00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:23,275 I expect nothing less. 384 00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,310 Bye, baby. 385 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:32,620 Mother, I cannot believe you went to all of that trouble. 386 00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:35,172 Oh, no, your daddy did most of the heavy lifting. 387 00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:36,758 How's that? 388 00:18:36,862 --> 00:18:38,448 He, uh... 389 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:43,413 occupied Kat by asking for podcast recommendations. 390 00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:46,655 She terrified him. The man couldn't sleep a wink. 391 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,689 Naomi, hit me back. You'll want to hear the happy. 392 00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,517 Hey, Dad. 393 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,379 How are you holding up? 394 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,826 Well, if you're referencing that slip of the tongue 395 00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:59,206 in there, uh... no cause for alarm. 396 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,551 Who's alarmed? 397 00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:03,136 If I had a nickel for every time I called Chelsea Naomi 398 00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:06,027 and Naomi Chelsea while they're running around my house... 399 00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:08,412 But I do want to make sure you're still taking care 400 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,241 of yourself while you're taking care of Mother. 401 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,586 I'm tired. 402 00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:19,206 But it's the kind you feel when you can let yourself 403 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,206 relax a bit 404 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,448 after the worst of the storm has passed. 405 00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:26,310 And the fight has been worth it, Daddy. 406 00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,310 Mother's gonna be all right. 407 00:19:28,413 --> 00:19:29,827 From your lips... 408 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:36,241 -Oh, can I join in? -Chelsea Bear! 409 00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:38,344 Mom told me the good news. 410 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:41,379 This is just a congrats drive-by, if Gran is up for it. 411 00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:45,379 [British accent]: Oh, the queen is in wonderful spirits. 412 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:48,000 I think we can get you an audience. 413 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,379 [British accent]: Oh, lovely. 414 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:52,240 Listen, did you see your sister earlier? 415 00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,861 It's going straight to voicemail. 416 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:54,999 [normal voice]: Oh, dying phone. 417 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,481 But she's heading to lunch. Try Dad's. 418 00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:58,103 -Oh, okay. -Mm-hmm. 419 00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,827 Well, we're gonna have to, um... 420 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,310 We'll have to take another look at Hall, too. 421 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:08,000 -Mm. The grandfather of all malpractice cases. -BILL: Mm-hmm. 422 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:11,000 Mm, plus recent liability cases against influencers. 423 00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:13,965 FOMO is supposed to be for people you actually like, 424 00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,309 not a table full of people 425 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,360 who would rather have you dangling, too. 426 00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:22,034 The only thing I'm afraid of missing is the moment that 427 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,517 little shorty over there gets hers. 428 00:20:24,518 --> 00:20:27,102 Now, no one gets that close to that monster of a man 429 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,344 without living to regret it. 430 00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:32,862 Yeah. Look, Hayley, honey, I promise, we're almost done. 431 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,655 -Oh. I'm fine. -[phone buzzing] 432 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:38,517 I love seeing this father-daughter-lawyer act 433 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,931 -in action. -BILL: Hmm. 434 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,482 Hey, Dani. 435 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,724 I hear you're with Naomi, right? 436 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,577 What, are you stalking me, woman? 437 00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:48,931 You wish. 438 00:20:49,034 --> 00:20:50,827 Oh, well, she's right here. Hold on. 439 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,379 It's your mom. 440 00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:55,620 -Hey, Mom. -Hi, baby. 441 00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:58,275 I wanted to tell you that the tumor's shrinking. 442 00:20:58,379 --> 00:20:59,931 Oh! 443 00:21:00,034 --> 00:21:01,551 Mom... 444 00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,344 Wait, when can I see Gran? 445 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,274 Oh, gosh. There-there are people here, so maybe tomorrow. 446 00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,275 Okay, let her know to expect me. 447 00:21:08,379 --> 00:21:09,620 All right. Love you. 448 00:21:09,724 --> 00:21:11,482 Love you more. 449 00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:14,000 -Did you hear? -Yeah, I got the gist. 450 00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:15,724 -Dani? -Still here. 451 00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:17,482 Tell Anita that I'm glad 452 00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,356 that we'll be able to squabble up for many years to come. 453 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,172 How are you feeling? 454 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:27,379 Like I can finally see light at the end of this hellish tunnel. 455 00:21:27,482 --> 00:21:29,275 Oh, baby, I'm so happy for you. 456 00:21:29,276 --> 00:21:31,826 All right. I'll talk to you soon. 457 00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:32,965 Bye. 458 00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:44,015 Shanice lights me up. 459 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,103 But when we get deeper... 460 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:48,965 Am I being fair if I'm not ready to be all the way in? 461 00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:53,034 Dani and I were right where you are. 462 00:21:53,035 --> 00:21:54,895 She didn't think it was fair to cross 463 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,689 the relationship Rubicon with me 464 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,603 when parts of her were still hung up. 465 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,000 And what made you okay with that? 466 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,827 Well... 467 00:22:02,931 --> 00:22:05,041 there was a moment when my ego made me walk. 468 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:07,067 Yeah. 469 00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:08,689 I wanted all of her or nothing. 470 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,103 Oh. 471 00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:12,655 -And what made you come back? -Eh, I did the math. 472 00:22:12,656 --> 00:22:16,550 The hell do I care if that man has ten percent of her heart 473 00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:18,758 when I have the other 90? 474 00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:20,550 And what we have is different from what 475 00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:21,655 Dani had with Bill. 476 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,724 It's-it's real, and it's, and it's new. 477 00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:27,344 -It's-it's more fun. -Hmm. 478 00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:29,008 Why would I walk away from that? 479 00:22:29,896 --> 00:22:32,896 Nah, as long as I have Dani, I can't lose. 480 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,068 -I see you, Andre. -Mm-hmm. 481 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:38,222 But unlike Dani, who's trying to give up 482 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,482 the ghost of an unworthy spouse... 483 00:22:41,689 --> 00:22:43,499 ...I'm trying to let go of a perfect one. 484 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:46,379 And a perfect marriage... 485 00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,275 ...I ruined. 486 00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:51,896 And there's the difference. 487 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,482 You ruined it, Uncle Ted. 488 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,448 And Nicole shut the door to it. 489 00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,541 There's no getting around that, so are... 490 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:01,516 Are you gonna move on and find happiness 491 00:23:01,517 --> 00:23:02,862 with someone else? 492 00:23:02,863 --> 00:23:04,585 Or are you gonna spend the rest of your life 493 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,964 pining for what you'll never have again? 494 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:08,195 'Cause I sure as hell don't want that for you. 495 00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:12,182 And I hope it's not the future you're choosing for yourself. 496 00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:23,655 Oh. Well, that was pretty painless, right? 497 00:23:23,758 --> 00:23:25,862 Oh, it was something. 498 00:23:25,965 --> 00:23:29,689 But just because we were able to hold it together for a meal 499 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:31,619 doesn't mean your efforts to bring about 500 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:35,758 a reproachment between Naomi and me have succeeded. 501 00:23:36,724 --> 00:23:39,034 I think you mean rapprochement. 502 00:23:39,137 --> 00:23:40,413 It's French. 503 00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:46,000 That's what I get for reaching above my pay grade. 504 00:23:46,103 --> 00:23:48,827 Hey, we never stop reaching. 505 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:51,447 And I'll never stop trying to put you and Naomi back together. 506 00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:53,137 Mm, we'll see. 507 00:23:53,138 --> 00:23:55,136 Yeah, well, I got to get back to the office. 508 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:57,517 Did I make you miss your Pilates class? 509 00:23:57,620 --> 00:24:00,310 Oh, I-I thought I'd try boxing instead. 510 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,793 I thought it would be a great idea 511 00:24:02,896 --> 00:24:04,216 right after Sledgehammer. 512 00:24:04,217 --> 00:24:05,757 Oh. Well, I'm sure you'll enjoy it, 513 00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:07,585 and we can practice sparring when we get home later. 514 00:24:07,586 --> 00:24:09,379 -Bye. -Bye. 515 00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:18,275 Rapprochement. I don't need all those fancy degrees 516 00:24:18,379 --> 00:24:22,172 to take all your money. Man, you can kiss my ass. 517 00:24:22,275 --> 00:24:24,551 Rapprochement, please. 518 00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:27,413 You want to sign up for his mama 519 00:24:27,517 --> 00:24:29,551 whispering in her boy's ear 520 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,067 about how you're not good enough 521 00:24:31,068 --> 00:24:32,448 till death do you part? 522 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,758 Do you hear yourself warning me about her? 523 00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:37,964 How many people in Izaiah's life do you think 524 00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:40,482 have warned him about you behaving the same way? 525 00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:42,026 She's practically your twin. 526 00:24:42,027 --> 00:24:44,619 Oh, no, I don't share anything with that heifer, okay? 527 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,655 She is strip mall boutique. I am couture. 528 00:24:47,758 --> 00:24:49,827 Look at your mama. Look at me now. 529 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:52,482 Okay, I'm not talking about your makeover, Mama. 530 00:24:52,586 --> 00:24:53,636 Your MO. 531 00:24:53,689 --> 00:24:55,965 Ugh. Girl, do you know I rolled out 532 00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:58,103 the red carpet for your boy? 533 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:01,758 Opened my checkbook planning your play wedding. 534 00:25:01,862 --> 00:25:04,379 That I didn't ask for. 535 00:25:04,482 --> 00:25:07,034 Darlene is a mama bear just like you. 536 00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:10,413 She thinks her child's life is her territory to rule, too. 537 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:12,965 Are you ordering me to back off? 538 00:25:13,517 --> 00:25:15,448 Like that could happen. 539 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:17,413 No matter what, you and Darlene 540 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,724 are gonna mama, 541 00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:20,103 and me and Izaiah, 542 00:25:20,206 --> 00:25:21,724 we're gonna live in love 543 00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:24,000 without paying our mothers any mind. 544 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,379 Toodles. 545 00:25:29,413 --> 00:25:30,620 [scoffs] 546 00:25:33,137 --> 00:25:34,448 I already put in our order. 547 00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:36,379 Telepathically? 548 00:25:36,482 --> 00:25:39,241 Weeks ago, when I first started planning. 549 00:25:40,034 --> 00:25:42,551 Someone order cake? 550 00:25:42,655 --> 00:25:45,068 -No, you didn't. -CHELSEA: We did. 551 00:25:45,172 --> 00:25:47,310 ALL: Happy birthday, Kat. 552 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:56,206 -Perfect. -Dessert first. 553 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:57,724 You remembered. 554 00:25:57,725 --> 00:26:00,067 "Why save the best for last when you can have it first?" 555 00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:03,137 How could I forget such a sweet tradition? 556 00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:05,758 I thought you didn't know what today was. 557 00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:07,585 What kind of boyfriend would that make me? 558 00:26:07,586 --> 00:26:09,241 A gone boyfriend. 559 00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:12,827 Is that the Pont Neuf? 560 00:26:12,931 --> 00:26:14,172 Gran's cake. 561 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:16,379 She doesn't need to be overexerting. 562 00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:18,620 There's more than one way to bake a cake. 563 00:26:18,724 --> 00:26:20,689 -Gran supervised. -How? 564 00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:22,654 I live there, and I didn't even get a whiff. 565 00:26:22,655 --> 00:26:27,137 Granddad showed up in your wing for podcast recommendations. 566 00:26:27,241 --> 00:26:30,137 Our grandparents are sneaky. 567 00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:31,757 This morning, I literally thought 568 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,620 I'd woken up in one of those movies 569 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:36,689 where the girl's entire family forgot her birthday. 570 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:39,067 Okay, take back that grandparent blasphemy. 571 00:26:39,068 --> 00:26:42,206 -MARTIN: Mm-hmm. -Oh, it wasn't like that. 572 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,758 I was actually proud of myself for adulting 573 00:26:44,862 --> 00:26:47,862 and understanding that there are more important things 574 00:26:47,965 --> 00:26:49,448 to worry about than Kat Day. 575 00:26:49,551 --> 00:26:52,517 And yet, you still call it Kat Day. 576 00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:56,379 All the adulting can't happen at once. 577 00:26:56,482 --> 00:27:00,172 Like, there's a little piece of me that misses 578 00:27:00,275 --> 00:27:04,551 Mom and Dad being disgustingly adorable together 579 00:27:04,655 --> 00:27:08,068 and partying almost harder than me 'cause 580 00:27:08,172 --> 00:27:09,655 it was their day, too. 581 00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:13,965 Together or apart, you know they are still doing that. 582 00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:16,068 -I'm gonna go grab us some plates. -Okay. 583 00:27:18,448 --> 00:27:21,344 -You invited her? -No. 584 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:22,827 Then she followed us here. 585 00:27:22,931 --> 00:27:24,517 I didn't know. 586 00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:27,310 Showing up accidentally on purpose 587 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,862 to one birthday, maybe, 588 00:27:28,965 --> 00:27:30,827 but two years in a row? 589 00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:33,171 -That's a pattern. -Okay, well, you don't believe me? 590 00:27:33,172 --> 00:27:34,922 Well, believe these. My text chain. 591 00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:36,206 Whatever. 592 00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:39,620 I'm gone. Enjoy. 593 00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:43,448 You know what? 594 00:27:43,449 --> 00:27:47,171 I'm just really glad that you got positive news 595 00:27:47,172 --> 00:27:49,379 about your grandmother. I've been praying. 596 00:27:50,172 --> 00:27:52,344 What fresh crazy are you on about now? 597 00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:55,034 You don't know? 598 00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:58,482 That was going to be your second surprise. 599 00:27:58,586 --> 00:27:59,758 Gran found out today 600 00:27:59,862 --> 00:28:02,655 that her chemo's really doing its thing. 601 00:28:03,379 --> 00:28:05,241 What? 602 00:28:05,344 --> 00:28:08,000 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 603 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,344 This is the best birthday present ever. 604 00:28:11,931 --> 00:28:13,551 Thank you for your prayers. 605 00:28:13,655 --> 00:28:16,137 Again, I didn't mean to be a spoiler. 606 00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:18,689 Hey, Eva. 607 00:28:22,931 --> 00:28:24,000 Um... 608 00:28:25,758 --> 00:28:29,862 I can't be mad at anyone right now, not even you. 609 00:28:31,068 --> 00:28:32,551 There's... 610 00:28:32,655 --> 00:28:35,379 plenty of cake if you want to stay. 611 00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:37,843 Really? 612 00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:41,931 I mean, um, thanks. 613 00:28:44,827 --> 00:28:47,413 So, where are my candles? 614 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,310 I need to make a wish because 615 00:28:49,413 --> 00:28:51,413 anything I wish for is gonna come true. 616 00:28:51,517 --> 00:28:53,896 -I got 'em right here. -I'll set up the presents. 617 00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:02,655 "To my darling Nicole. It's our baby girl's birthday, 618 00:29:02,656 --> 00:29:04,412 "but it's also the day I thank you 619 00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:05,895 "for bringing her into the world. 620 00:29:05,896 --> 00:29:08,448 -All my love, Ted." -Mm. 621 00:29:08,551 --> 00:29:10,862 That man is gonna put your father to shame. 622 00:29:11,965 --> 00:29:15,172 Aunt Nicole. I'm so glad about Anita's news. 623 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,325 NICOLE: Me, too. 624 00:29:16,344 --> 00:29:18,094 Uh, your bride just went upstairs. 625 00:29:18,172 --> 00:29:20,172 Cool. Um, I'll be right back. 626 00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:25,448 What is this? 627 00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:27,585 Just because we aren't married anymore 628 00:29:27,586 --> 00:29:30,137 doesn't mean the tradition can't live on. 629 00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:33,103 You will always be the mother of our miracle girl. 630 00:29:34,551 --> 00:29:36,310 And no matter what separates us, 631 00:29:36,413 --> 00:29:38,206 I will never stop being grateful 632 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,724 for the gift you gave me on this day 633 00:29:40,827 --> 00:29:42,896 many years ago. 634 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,068 Ted... 635 00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:47,896 If you can't accept, I'll understand. 636 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,724 Maybe Dani will like them. 637 00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:52,551 To celebrate Anita's news. 638 00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:54,551 Andre told you? 639 00:29:54,965 --> 00:29:56,827 Did my heart some good. 640 00:29:56,931 --> 00:29:59,172 I can only imagine what it meant to you. 641 00:30:01,965 --> 00:30:03,482 -Thank you, Ted. -Mm-hmm. 642 00:30:03,586 --> 00:30:05,103 They're beautiful. 643 00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:10,103 Dani. 644 00:30:11,137 --> 00:30:12,724 Ah, some good news. 645 00:30:15,068 --> 00:30:16,793 Hey, hey. 646 00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:18,862 What happened to our good news? 647 00:30:18,965 --> 00:30:20,517 Best news ever. 648 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,612 But it could've gone the other way. 649 00:30:25,206 --> 00:30:27,000 -But it didn't. -But it could've. 650 00:30:28,758 --> 00:30:30,310 I was so scared. 651 00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:33,793 I didn't know how much until I heard it. 652 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,050 Come here. 653 00:30:39,689 --> 00:30:41,137 Hey, it's gonna be okay. 654 00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:43,896 It's gonna be okay. 655 00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:52,517 Did you reach Sharon? 656 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,654 I dropped the good news in our group chat, 657 00:30:54,655 --> 00:30:56,412 and she and Tracy immediately asked 658 00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:59,000 about getting into the studio with Devon 659 00:30:59,103 --> 00:31:02,000 and laying down the new tracks with Barbara's vocals. 660 00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:04,033 Oh, those tracks are gonna be incredible. 661 00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:06,103 -Mm. -Whenever you're ready. 662 00:31:07,413 --> 00:31:10,655 I know we're focused on the happy right now, but... 663 00:31:10,758 --> 00:31:12,758 I wasn't sure 664 00:31:12,862 --> 00:31:15,103 I would ever be capable of singing again. 665 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,000 I wasn't sure I'd be capable of doing a lot of things. 666 00:31:20,241 --> 00:31:22,724 Well, I knew. 667 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,413 Of course you did. 668 00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:28,448 And here we are. 669 00:31:28,551 --> 00:31:29,724 And we get to celebrate 670 00:31:29,827 --> 00:31:32,379 our granddaughter's birthday tonight. 671 00:31:32,482 --> 00:31:35,241 Oh, look at those smiles. 672 00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:38,586 Wait. 673 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,137 Is that Eva? 674 00:31:40,241 --> 00:31:41,724 -Mm-hmm. -[laughs] 675 00:31:41,827 --> 00:31:43,896 ANITA: And Kat couldn't look happier. 676 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,793 Will wonders never cease? 677 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:49,344 I like knowing that 678 00:31:49,448 --> 00:31:51,448 a weight has been partially lifted off 679 00:31:51,551 --> 00:31:53,965 our girls and-and the family. 680 00:31:53,966 --> 00:31:57,654 Look, if you want to go over and join the festivities, 681 00:31:57,655 --> 00:31:59,033 you don't have to babysit me. 682 00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:02,172 I can curl up right here with a good book. 683 00:32:02,275 --> 00:32:05,206 Or you could curl up right next to me, 684 00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:07,931 and we can both get a good night's rest. 685 00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:10,551 I want to make sure you're in tip-top shape 686 00:32:10,655 --> 00:32:13,448 for all the Articulette-ing in your future. 687 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:18,172 You helped bring me back. 688 00:32:18,551 --> 00:32:20,827 Well, that's what we do. 689 00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:23,896 One of us holds the line at all times. 690 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,965 And I am done being scared. 691 00:32:26,931 --> 00:32:28,965 We've got this. 692 00:32:29,068 --> 00:32:30,689 Damn right we do. 693 00:32:35,034 --> 00:32:36,137 Oh. 694 00:32:37,275 --> 00:32:39,620 Tomas, I love this. 695 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,068 TOMAS: And I love you. 696 00:32:41,172 --> 00:32:44,931 It's supposed to represent grace, beauty, and lasting love. 697 00:32:45,034 --> 00:32:47,931 -Oh, it is beautiful, Tomas. -Way to step it up. 698 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:50,000 Are you knocking last year's gift? 699 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:52,275 We were new. I didn't want to scare her off. 700 00:32:52,379 --> 00:32:53,862 I thought it was adorable. 701 00:32:53,965 --> 00:32:55,344 It was a calculator. 702 00:32:56,034 --> 00:32:57,965 I wanted her to know that I believed 703 00:32:58,068 --> 00:32:59,827 in the business she was building. 704 00:32:59,931 --> 00:33:02,034 And now, ChelseaKat's here. 705 00:33:02,137 --> 00:33:03,965 It is. 706 00:33:03,966 --> 00:33:06,585 I was thinking of skipping my birthday inventory 707 00:33:06,586 --> 00:33:08,517 this year because of Gran. 708 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:11,586 Because her health was all that mattered. 709 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:14,827 But now, I have everything I wanted. 710 00:33:14,931 --> 00:33:16,793 Our purse line, my bestie, 711 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:21,103 my coz, my brother, my man. 712 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:26,655 And that damn calculator. 713 00:33:27,655 --> 00:33:30,344 [gasps] Oh, my gosh, you came! 714 00:33:32,724 --> 00:33:35,137 Oh, Tomas said you opted out 715 00:33:35,241 --> 00:33:37,531 because you were each gonna take me to dinner. 716 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:40,241 -This is much better. -I love it. 717 00:33:40,344 --> 00:33:41,413 I knew you'd crash. 718 00:33:41,517 --> 00:33:43,793 Little girl, I have never missed a Kat Day. 719 00:33:44,965 --> 00:33:46,206 Is it real, Mom? 720 00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:49,827 Baby, sunny days ahead for all of us. 721 00:33:49,838 --> 00:33:53,619 I'm glad you and Aunt Dani could make it. 722 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:56,241 Oh, yeah. It's the perfect way to cap the Anita news. 723 00:34:00,896 --> 00:34:03,862 Listen, she's demanding her own personal slush fund, 724 00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:07,310 and you know I am nowhere near being able to make that happen. 725 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:10,068 And you are nowhere to be found. Fix this. 726 00:34:12,034 --> 00:34:13,344 Hey, hey. 727 00:34:13,448 --> 00:34:15,862 You know, when I pound the bag, 728 00:34:15,965 --> 00:34:17,586 I get all relaxed. 729 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:21,655 Were you so tiny that the bag just bounced back and hit ya? 730 00:34:22,724 --> 00:34:25,862 You need to work on your spying skills, okay? 731 00:34:25,965 --> 00:34:27,896 Look, I decided to forgo boxing 732 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,551 and had a drink in the card room instead. 733 00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:34,517 And yet, it still did not liven your little aura. 734 00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:37,517 -So sad. -Oh, my mood is none of your business. 735 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:39,000 Oh, but it could've been. 736 00:34:39,103 --> 00:34:41,172 And, girl, we could've been besties. 737 00:34:41,173 --> 00:34:43,309 I mean, come on, how many times did I offer? 738 00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:45,120 -What, once? Twice? -And somehow, 739 00:34:45,206 --> 00:34:47,965 the answer's always been the same. 740 00:34:48,068 --> 00:34:49,241 Hard pass. 741 00:34:50,206 --> 00:34:52,856 You know, when you were in your newly-wedded bliss, 742 00:34:52,931 --> 00:34:54,981 I thought maybe we could help each other. 743 00:34:55,068 --> 00:34:57,241 I mean, we did have similar interests. 744 00:34:57,344 --> 00:35:00,862 And both of our men were dazzled by the Duprees. 745 00:35:00,863 --> 00:35:02,964 I mean, they just couldn't stay away from them heifers. 746 00:35:02,965 --> 00:35:06,034 Okay, listen. There's no problems 747 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:08,448 -in my marriage. -Right. 748 00:35:08,551 --> 00:35:12,034 That's why your man called her "baby." 749 00:35:12,137 --> 00:35:13,827 And it wasn't even a bedroom slip. 750 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:16,965 It was in the throes of compassion. 751 00:35:17,068 --> 00:35:20,172 Dani Dupree is where his heart is. 752 00:35:20,275 --> 00:35:21,344 Okay. 753 00:35:21,448 --> 00:35:25,103 Where his heart will always be, baby. 754 00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:28,862 And inevitably, when she is ready 755 00:35:28,965 --> 00:35:32,137 to throw over that little boy-toy snack 756 00:35:32,241 --> 00:35:35,413 and take OG Bill back... 757 00:35:36,517 --> 00:35:38,586 ...who you gonna call? 758 00:35:38,689 --> 00:35:40,799 -[Hayley chuckles] -[Leslie chuckles] 759 00:35:45,586 --> 00:35:48,482 Captioning sponsored by CBS 760 00:35:48,586 --> 00:35:51,586 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 761 00:35:51,636 --> 00:35:56,186 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0